LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

 A cursor used profanity

 A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you with age

 A cd was a bank account

 And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy

 You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to garbage

 Not something you did to file

 And if you unzipped anything in public

You will be in jail for while

Log on was adding wood to a fire

 Hard drive was a long trip on the road

 A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

 A backup happened to your commode

Cut – you did with a pocket knife

 Not what you did to a file

 Paste is what you did with glue

 A web was a spider’s home                                                                                                                      and a virus was the flu

I guess I’ll stick to my pad and paper

 And the memory in my head

 I hear nobody is been killed in a computer crash

 But when it happens they wish they were dead!